If I Were In A Wheelchair
I'd buy the fanciest damn shoes you ever saw. I'm talking $2000 gold-plated Air Jordans with diamond shoelaces. When I rolled into a room they'd be the first thing anyone saw and, being chair-bound, them bad boys would never get scuffed or dirty.
Labels: Handicapped, Shoes
posted by Dr. Ew
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3:58 PM
3 Comments:
Yeah, but what if you was in a wheelchair because you had no legs... how would you wear them???
Memoirs has a good point. No feet means no shoes. Proposed solution: $2,000 gold-plated Calvin Klein boxers with diamond-encrusted penis.
Ha! I was going to offer two possibilities to Memoirs and that was #2, in a nutshell.
The other was to simply hang them off a platinum chain. Bling!
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