Frito Lay Customer Comment Line 1-800-352-4477

Stumped for something to say to the good folks at Frito Lay? Following is a list of interesting conversation starters:

• "Is this your idea of funny? Which one of you farted in this bag of Cheetos? I just opened a new bag and it smells like fart."

• "How can I grow my own Funyuns?"

• "This bag of Rold Gold Pretzels:
sold my neighbor's kid counterfeit tickets to see Foreigner at the State Fair!"
is looking at me funny."
ran up charges on my credit card!"
wrote an inflammatory email to my boss!"
gave me head lice!"

• "I read that you're coming out with some new Star Trek-flavored Doritos. Which captain will the bag feature? Kirk or Picard?"

• "Is it true that Chuck Berry's Ghost is scheduled to be on your board of directors?"

• "This Christmas tree is defective!"