On Tornadoes and Porn

Last month a tornado touched down near here in Lone Grove, OK. The devastation left behind became a staple on the evening news and got me to thinking. If my house had just blown down I don’t think I’d like to have a news van parked in front of the ruins of my (trailer) home. I’d be hard pressed to utter the same ol’ “Just happy to be alive” clichés that abound in the aftermath of such events. I don’t have much but I’d be awful mad to lose the few things I do have.

“But what about the porn?” you ask. In this glorious age most pornography is stored digitally. As few as ten years ago had a tornado hit my domicile there would be pages and pages of Hustler, Club and Cheri spread far and wide. I probably wouldn’t have to worry about news vans. They’d be afraid that stray pornography might go over the air. I guess I could have just claimed that they all blew over from Ted’s house. Fuckin' Ted.

If anyone would like to create a before and after Photoshop that'd be awesome.